At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start checking each other out. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts.
At the restaurant that evening, she excuses herself to wash her hands once they’ve ordered. The food, drink, and conversation are enjoyable to both. After the meal, she goes to wash her hands again.
One thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel room. Just as things are progressing *ahem* nicely, the woman interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. She returns and things really get hot and heavy. Afterwards, she gets up and to wash her hands once more.
As she enters the room, the male doctor says, “I bet you’re a surgeon.”
She confirms and asks how he figured it out. “Easy, you’re always washing your hands.”
She then says, “I bet you’re an anesthesiologist.”
He is stunned, “Wow, how did you guess?”
“Because I didn’t feel a thing.”